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Season 5 Episode 1: Stewie Loves Lois

Stewie becomes attached to Lois after she fixes his torn teddy bear, Rupert, though she doesn’t take to his obsessive attitude too well. Meanwhile, Peter sues his doctor for giving him a prostate exam, which Peter mistakes for rape.

Season 5 Episode 2: Mother Tucker

Peter’s mother gets divorced, which makes Peter feel very uneasy. However, he takes an interest with a new father figure in his mom’s new boyfriend, Tom Tucker. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie get their own radio show.

Season 5 Episode 3: Hell Comes to Quahog

After Peter blows all of Meg’s car money on a tank for himself, Meg gets a job at a Wal-Mart-like supermarket. Although the store uses up most of the town’s energy and puts other stores out of business, Peter gets a job there as well after discovering how fun it is there.

Season 5 Episode 4: Saving Private Brian

Stewie signs himself and Brian up to join the military, where they go through Boot Camp and are ultimately sent to Iraq. Meanwhile, Chris joins a goth band as an after-school activity, though Peter and Lois grow increasingly concerned with the darker attitude he develops.

Season 5 Episode 5: Whistle While Your Wife Works

After Peter severely injures his hand in a freak fireworks accident, Lois decides to help him with his work while he recovers. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to convince Brian to break up with his new girlfriend, Jillian, after discovering she’s an airhead.

Season 5 Episode 6: Prick Up Your Ears

Lois volunteers to teach sex-ed class, though she is soon replaced by Peter who makes all the students take an abstinence pledge. This prompts Meg to find an interesting loophole for intercourse. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to capture the Tooth Fairy.

Season 5 Episode 7: Chick Cancer

Stewie ties the knot with his old friend Olivia, but their relationship quickly turns into a traditional marriage. Meanwhile, Peter is inspired to create his own chick flick after watching one with Lois.

Season 5 Episode 8: Barely Legal

Brian goes to the school dance with Meg after she can’t find a date, eventually leading Meg to be absolutely obsessed with Brian. Meanwhile, Peter, Cleveland and Quagmire join the police force to help out Joe.

Season 5 Episode 9: Road to Rupert

Brian accidentally sells Stewie’s teddy bear, Rupert, at a garage sale and gets dragged into helping Stewie find him. Meanwhile, Meg becomes Peter’s personal chauffeur while Peter’s licence is suspended.

Season 5 Episode 10: Peter’s Two Dads

After his father dies, Peter discovers that his real father is a town drunk in Ireland. Meanwhile, Stewie begins to take pleasure in Lois using physical force to punish him.

Season 5 Episode 11: The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou

Peter beats up a bully who is harassing Chris, and ultimately decides to become a bully himself. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes obsessed with getting a tan, though he ends up getting a nasty sunburn and fears he’s developed skin cancer

Season 5 Episode 12: Airport ‘07

Quagmire decides to move in with the Griffins after losing his job at the airport. However, after overstaying his welcome and failing to find other jobs, Quagmire must rely on Peter, Cleveland and Joe’s schemes to get his old job back.

Season 5 Episode 13: Bill and Peter’s Bogus Journey

Peter befriends Bill Clinton, but his relationship with Lois becomes strained when Peter catches her in bed with the former President, prompting Lois to try and convince Peter to even the score. Meanwhile, Brian tries to potty-train himself.

Season 5 Episode 14: No Meals on Wheels

The Griffins open a restaurant, but have trouble attracting customers. However, when Joe brings his fellow wheelchair-bound friends in, Peter becomes extremely uncomfortable.

Season 5 Episode 15: Boys Do Cry

The Griffins flee to Texas after Stewie gets sick off the Communion wine and everyone in the congregation suspects he’s possessed. Once there, the family seems to fit right in with their new home.

Season 5 Episode 16: No Chris Left Behind

Chris gets expelled from James Woods High and moves into a classy boarding school, where he has trouble fitting in. This episode once again pits Peter against Giant Chicken in yet another epic brawl, only this time there is a peculiar twist.

Season 5 Episode 17: It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One

Lois runs for Mayor of Quahog after complaining of the oil companies dumping waste into the lake, but the only way she can get people to listen to her is if she dumbs down her plans to make Quahog a better place.

Season 5 Episode 18: Meet the Quagmires

Death grants Peter’s wish of going back in time to be 18 again for one night so that he can sow his wild oats. But when he discovers he has altered the present so that he’s married to Molly Ringwald and Lois to Quagmire, he and Brian must try and fix the past.

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