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Season 3 Episode 1: The Thin White Line
Peter wins the family a week’s paid vacation after winning a competition at the company picnic. Meanwhile, in search of a thrill in life, Brian becomes a police dog. However, he gets addicted to cocaine and the family must cancel their plans to help Brian.
Season 3 Episode 2: Brian Does Hollywood
Brian moves to Los Angeles with his cousin after his drug rehabiliation and inadvertently becomes a film director. The family decides to visit Brian for support in his new career, though it turns out Brian is directing pornography.
Season 3 Episode 3: Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
The toy factory at which Peter works is taken over by a cigarette company who hires Peter as the new president. He is then sent to Washington, D.C. as a lobbyist so they can create toys that encourage kids to smoke, and the entire family can’t help but enjoy the perks that come with the job.Summary
Season 3 Episode 4: One If by Clam, Two If by Sea
The Drunken Clam is turned into a British pub after a hurricane, so Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe fight back to restore it. However, when they are accused of burning down the pub, it’s up to their wives to prove their innocence. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to teach a crass British girl how to speak properly.
Season 3 Episode 5: And the Wiener Is…
Peter is sure Chris will never beat him at any competition, but is taken aback when he discovers Chris has a bigger penis than he does. He then becomes very self-conscious about his own manhood. Meanwhile, when Meg is humiliated by the popular kids at school, Lois devises a plan for revenge.
Season 3 Episode 6: Death Lives
On their wedding anniversary, Peter sends Lois on a scavenger hunt so he can go play golf. But when Peter gets struck by lightning and has a near-death experience, he meets Death again, who explains to Peter his marriage is in trouble if he doesn’t do something quick.
Season 3 Episode 7: Lethal Weapons
Lois takes tae-jitsu lessons to fight back against the leafers (New York tourists) overtaking the town, but worries that her violence may be a bad influence on her family. She takes the family to anger management, which only makes them all even more angry.
Season 3 Episode 8: The Kiss Seen Around the World
Channel 5 announces that they’re hiring interns, and Meg, who has a crush on news anchor Tom Tucker, applies and is selected. Meanwhile, Stewie gets a tricycle–and fights back against a bully who wants it for himself.
Season 3 Episode 9: Mr. Saturday Knight
Peter’s boss, Mr. Weed, dies during a dinner with the Griffin family, and the toy factory is demolished as a result. Now unemployed, and failing to find himself other jobs, Peter decides to live his dream of being a Renaissance fair jouster.
Season 3 Episode 10: A Fish out of Water
After nearly two weeks of unemployment, Peter decides to begin a new career as a fisherman, but faces problems when he has to pay off a boat loan. Meanwhile, Lois takes Meg to the beach for spring break, but Lois ends up having more fun than Meg.
Season 3 Episode 11: Emission Impossible
After delivering Lois’s sister’s newborn child, Lois and Peter decide to have another kid, prompting Stewie to do whatever he can to stop it, even if it means wiping out every sperm in Peter’s body. However, when he meets a sperm just like himself, Stewie begins to reconsider.
Season 3 Episode 12: To Love and Die in Dixie
When a convenience store robber threatens to kill Chris for witnessing his crime, the family is taken into the witness protection program and moves to the deep South. There Peter becomes sheriff with Brian his deputy, Stewie joins a hillbilly jug band, and Chris befriends a kid who may have more than friendship on the brain.
Season 3 Episode 13: Screwed the Pooch
The family visits the Pewterschmidts, where Peter becomes friends with Lois’s father and Brian takes out all of his pent-up sexual energy on the Pewterschmidts’ prized racing dog, Sea Breeze. A custody battle then ensues when Sea Breeze is revealed to be pregnant.
Season 3 Episode 14: Peter Griffin: Husband, Father…Brother?
While teaching Chris about his Irish heritage, Peter discovers that he has a black ancestor. When this affects his social status, and later finds out his ancestor was a slave to Lois’s family, Peter fights back. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to learn mind control from the school cheerleaders.
Season 3 Episode 15: Ready, Willing, and Disabled
Peter trains Joe to compete in the Special People’s Games, but gets left out when Joe becomes famous. Meanwhile, Chris, Meg, and Stewie find $26 in a money clip, but end up fighting over it while waiting for the owner to retrieve it.
Season 3 Episode 16: A Very Special Family Guy Freakin’ Christmas
It’s Christmas time in Quahog, where Lois’ plans for a perfect Christmas blow up in her face, causing her to go berserk. Stewie uses his role as the baby Jesus in the town play to be good for Santa, about whom he has become paranoid.
Season 3 Episode 17: Brian Wallows and Peter’s Swallows
Brian gets a DUI and is forced to care for a bitter, old woman who used to be a jingle singer. After discovering the woman’s brighter past, Brian tries to brighten her life. Meanwhile, Peter grows a beard and houses a family of baby birds.
Season 3 Episode 18: From Method to Madness
Stewie signs up for an acting class, where he’s paired up with a stuck-up child star named Olivia. They become a hit, though they soon start bickering. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois object to Meg dating a nudist, though later have second thoughts after seeing her upset.
Season 3 Episode 19: Stuck Together, Torn Apart
Peter and Lois are advised to go through a trial separation after Peter becomes jealous over Lois reuniting with her best friend from high school. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian get stuck together after Stewie plays around with industrial-strength glue.
Season 3 Episode 20: Road to Europe
Stewie becomes obsessed with a British kids’ show and runs away to be part of the cast, and Brian gives chase in an attempt to bring him back. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois go to KISS-Stock, where Lois reveals she knows nothing about the band.
Season 3 Episode 21: Family Guy Viewer Mail #1
Brian and Stewie host a special episode of Family Guy, featuring three stories created from viewer requests.
- No Bones About It - A genie comes to the Griffins’ house to grant Peter wishes.
- Supergriffins - The Griffins are exposed to nuclear waste and gain superpowers.
- Lil’ Griffins - The adult characters are featured as Little Rascals.
Season 3 Episode 22: When You Wish Upon a Weinstein
Peter prays for a Jewish person to help him with his money woes. After befriending a Jewish lawyer and discovering the wonders of their religion, Peter gets the idea of converting Chris to Judaism so he’ll be successful in life.
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